The Inbetweeners 2 (2014)

The Inbetweeners 2 (2014)

Jay had very particular ideas about how to use a boomerang.

Jay had very particular ideas about how to use a boomerang.

Twitter Plot Summary: The Inbetweeners are back, this time on a jolly down in Australia.

Five Point Summary:

1. Hands up anybody who thinks Jay may be lying?
2. Pretentious travelling types. Ugh.
3. The guitar sequence cannot be unseen.
4. The water park. Say no more.
5. The outback, without water. Clever.

Few could have predicted how…

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Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Starting to look a bit worse for wear now, Jason.

Starting to look a bit worse for wear now, Jason.

Twitter Plot Summary: Could this finally be the end of Jason Voorhees? No, but they had a good go at finishing it once and for all.

Five Point Summary:

1. FBI make Jason go BOOM!
2. Finger snapping. Eek.
3. Poor Steven Culp. He deserved better.
4. There are a lot of bodies around here.
5. Dragged down to hell. Is this… the end? Don’t be daft.

A…

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Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

He doesn't look too happy.

He doesn’t look too happy.

Twitter Plot Summary: Marvel risks it by giving us a bunch of characters most people have never heard of. It’s also set in outer space.

Five Point Summary:

1. I must get my hands on this soundtrack.
2. Avengers, assem…. hang on, never mind.
3. The Collector… any point, really?
4. That whistle weapon is evil.
5. Behold, the immense scope of the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

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Hercules (2014)

Nice hat.

Nice hat.

Twitter Plot Summary: Hercules, the man, the myth, the legend. But mostly the legend.

Five Point Summary:

1. Ahh, not your typical Hercules tale, then.
2. Ian McShane and Rufus Sewell – legends.
3. Centaurs? Hmm.
4. He. Is. HERCULES!
5. Let’s just destroy everything, why not?

The legend of Hercules has long been a favourite topic for filmmakers over the years, and in a perfect example of…

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Tangled (2010)

The bunny rabbit, a girl's natural enemy.

The bunny rabbit, a girl’s natural enemy.

Twitter Plot Summary: Rapunzel has been stuck in her tower for 18 years, and takes the opportunity to get out when she meets Flynn Rider.

Five Point Summary:

1. 18 years in a tower? Selfish old hag.
2. Flynn Rider and his ever-changing nose.
3. Maximus, super horse!
4. Lanterns. Gorgeous.
5. All ends well.

Disney’s 50th animated classic saw the company…

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Wrong (2012)

His offer to the Gods was not accepted. In fact it was frowned upon.

His offer to the Gods was not accepted. In fact it was frowned upon.

Twitter Plot Summary: When Dolph’s dog goes missing, he goes looking for him, whilst all manner of weird stuff takes place.

Five Point Summary:

1. A long conversation with a pizza girl.
2. An office where it rains inside.
3. William Fichtner: mystic dog friend.
4. She’s very annoying.
5. The car keeps on a-driving.

Quentin…

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Friday The 13th Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Friday The 13th Part VIII – Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

That's never going to work, is it?

That’s never going to work, is it?

Twitter Plot Summary: Jason stows away on a boat, kills a load of people and ends up in New York.

Five Point Summary:

1. Let’s all jump on a boat to New York, why not?!
2. Some people die. As per the norm.
3. Finally – New York!
4. A fistfight with Jason Voorhees? Pull the other one!
5. Jason in Times Square. That took AGES.

For the first time, the Friday The…

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The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

Twitter Plot Summary: On the annual Purge night, where all crime is legal, one guy heads out to seek vengeance.

Five Point Summary:

1. The Punisher on Purge night, apparently.
2. Let’s just arbitrarily throw all these people together, shall we?
3. All families are homicidal, it seems.
4. The rich are horrible, horrible people.
5. Morning. Long night, that.

The Purge was a surprise hit last summer,…

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Friday The 13th Part VII - The New Blood (1988)

Friday The 13th Part VII – The New Blood (1988)

She's either channeling her mental powers, or she's making toilet in the lounge again.

She’s either channeling her mental powers, or she’s making toilet in the lounge again.

Twitter Plot Summary: Jason’s back, but this time he has to contend with a girl who has psychic powers. Go figure.

Five Point Summary:

1. She has psychic abilities? Rilly?
2. There’s something dodgy about that psychiatrist.
3. More people dying. Traditional territory.
4. Machete attack!
5. Well now, that was a…

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Room 237 (2012)

Some gubbins about crossfading symbolism.

Some gubbins about crossfading symbolism.

Twitter Plot Summary: The crackpot theories of five experts on the film The Shining.

Five Point Summary:

1. Crackpot theories abound.
2.Skier as a minotaur… rilly?
3. Faked moon landings? Come on!
4. So many twisty turny corridors.
5. Okay, so the layout of the carpet kind of makes sense.

Film critics often analyse a film from every possible angle, looking…

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Jason Lives: Friday The 13th Part VI (1986)

Jason Lives: Friday The 13th Part VI (1986)

That's not going to have much of an effect, is it?

That’s not going to have much of an effect, is it?

Twitter Plot Summary: There’s more killing going on in Crystal Lake, but this time the film’s half decent.

Five Point Summary:

1. So now Jason is a supernatural creation?
2. Self-referential humour is a good thing.
3. That soundtrack’s pretty epic, to be fair.
4. And apparently Jason doesn’t kill children.
5. Water-based finale.

The mind of poor…

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Begin Again (2014)

His sudden increase in facial hair did not go unnoticed.

His sudden increase in facial hair did not go unnoticed.

Twitter Plot Summary: A music producer with no apparent prospects strikes gold with a songwriter who is just about to make her way home back to England.

Five Point Summary:

1. Dingy club, but nice imagination, Dan.
2. Adam Levine and his amazing array of facial hair styles.
3. Out on the streets of New York.
4. Will she… won’t she…?
5.…

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Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)

Make the most of Corey Feldman while he's there.

Make the most of Corey Feldman while he’s there.

Twitter Plot Summary: More Jason mayhem which picks up from the previous film. More people die, yada yada yada.

Five Point Summary:

1. Corey Feldman! For 2 minutes, anyway.
2. Random death. But then, he deserved it.
3. People start dying…
4. Only a couple of them left. Heh.
5. Final showdown in a… barn?

It is indeed a new beginning for the Friday…

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The Social Network (2010)

The Social Network (2010)

Zuckerberg's chair was always slightly lower than everybody else. It was intended to combat his ego.

Zuckerberg’s chair was always slightly lower than everybody else. It was intended to combat his ego.

Twitter Plot Summary: The creation of Facebook, and all the legal disputes associated with it.

Five Point Summary:

1. Crikey, a time before Facebook!
2. The Winklevi aren’t happy.
3. Napster chap gets involved.
4. Screwed over. Nice office though.
5. Friend request sent. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

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The Kings Of Summer (2013)

The Kings Of Summer (2013)

Real world Fruit Ninja wasn't half as much fun.

Real world Fruit Ninja wasn’t half as much fun.

Twitter Plot Summary: A trio of friends head out into the woods and build their own house, away from their parents.

Five Point Summary:

1. Oppressive home atmosphere.
2. Ramshackle home in the woods.
3. Parent search.
4. Girl trouble. Standard.
5. Snaaaaaaaake!!!!!

Two best friends and a slightly creepy kid (they don’t want to get rid of him because…

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